CHRISTMAS CAT PLAYING WITH CAP

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Christmas cat playing with cap

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

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Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Mummy´s music
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