CAT IN BOX

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Cat trying to get into the box

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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.