CRAZY CHANGING CAT

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Crazy changing cat

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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.