CRAZY CHANGING CAT

275.gif

Crazy changing cat

#cat #cats #animal #weird #kittens #funny #funny cat #crazy #animals #feature

New jokes

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.