Woman is scrapering cat
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.