CAT TRYING TO OPEN THE WINDOW

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Cat trying to open the window

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!