What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."