Cat is sleeping
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.