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Cat wants to move

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How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.