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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."