Cat sleeping in recording studio
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.