CAT PLAYS WITH DOG

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Cat plays with dog

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Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!