Dog with cat
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!