DOG WITH CAT

Dog with cat

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School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!