CAT ON THE GRASS

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Cat on the grass relaxing

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New jokes

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.