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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.