KITTY CAT IN BASKET

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Kitty cat in basket

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Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.