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Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.