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Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.