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Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.