CATS WITH CUPS

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Cats with cups on the head

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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.