Cats with cups on the head
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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!