CATS LOOKING UP

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Cats looking up

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New jokes

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.