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Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!