Man eats popcorn in front of the TV
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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.