CATS LICKING

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Cats licking

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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.