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Men fall down while running

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.