MEN FALLS DOWN FROM CHAIR

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Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.