Elephant playing with ball
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison