Elephant playing with ball
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.