ROBOT SLIPS ON BANANA PEEL

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Robot slips on banana peel

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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

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Envelope
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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Cath the train
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Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.