Child with flower
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.