Goat slipping on slide
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!