Christmas tree falls down on man
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99