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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left