Dog falls down from chairs
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.