Dog falls down to swimming pool
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!