Woman falls down
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.