WOMAN FALLS DOWN

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Woman falls down

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Guys on the roof
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Months
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Trick-or-treating
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Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Woman in the mirror
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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.