Bear falls down
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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."