Girls falling down
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!