GIRLS FALLING DOWN

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Girls falling down

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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.