CAT FALLS DOWN WHILE SLEEPING

348.gif

Cat falls down while sleeping

#cat #cute #cats #animal #white #cute cat #kitty cat #kittens #funny #funny cat #fun #sleep #sleeping #lie #lying #bored #fall down #falling #tired #exhausted #fail #animals #feature #color #activities #emotion #others

New jokes

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."