Men fall down into water
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99