MEN FALL DOWN INTO WATER

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Men fall down into water

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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!