MEN FALL DOWN INTO WATER

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Men fall down into water

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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.