Ferret falls down when jumping on table
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."