MAN FALLS DOWN FROM TREADMILL

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Man falls down from treadmill

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Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"