MAN FALLS DOWN FROM THE CHAIR

Man falls down from the chair in the work

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"