Man falls down from the chair in the work
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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!