Man falls down from the chair in the work
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.