MAN FALLS DOWN FROM THE CHAIR

Man falls down from the chair in the work

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LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.