MAN AND GIRL SPIN ON MERRY GO ROUND

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Man and girl spin on merry go round

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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."