Woman falls down
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99