Boy falls down from skateboard
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99