Boy falls down from skateboard
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.