Woman dancing and falling down
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.