Penguins plays with ball
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.