PENGUINS PLAYS WITH BALL

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Penguins plays with ball

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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!