Man with beers falling down
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.