MAN WITH BEERS FALLING DOWN

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Man with beers falling down

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Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.