MAN WITH BEERS FALLING DOWN

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Man with beers falling down

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Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."