Woman falls down
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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"