Woman slipped on stairs
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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.