WOMAN SLIPPED ON STAIRS

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Woman slipped on stairs

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Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.