Cat jumps to coach
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.