Woman falls down in bus
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"