Boy falls down
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.