BOY PLAYS GOLF

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.