MONKEY FALLS DOWN

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Monkey falls down

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Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.